This is your captain speaking...

Character Name: Alfred Jones

Age: 19

Appearance: Al wears a pair of old-fashioned Earth flying goggles, normally just on top of his blond hair, though they do have lenses in and can act as a replacement for his glasses when needs be. He has blue eyes and wears his white captain's uniform with pride, though it is often stained with food.

Species: Human

Sexuality: Bi

Personality: Generally good at his job, finds it easy to make friends with strange alien species, but often meddles in things best left alone. He is reprimanded for not knowing what is his own business and when to stay out of something, and is told that he is unable to read the atmosphere (though this is mostly a skill only needed amongst humans).

Background: Alfred Jones started off as a low-level ambassador, but, with his unsual ability to easily make friends with odd species, he quickly rose through the ranks. Eventually he became captain of the ship, a role he is usually fairly good at.

(BTW I'M TOTALLY UP FOR TENTACLE RAPE!)